User:Wolfoftheair

Purpose
Slashdong's stated purpose is "to provide vocational education to adults through the creation of items intended to make their sex lives more fun."

Of course, we all know what this means, don't we? We teach you how to get on the ball to build stuff to help you get off. Electric and electronic gadgets are where we got our start -- but since then, we've realized that sometimes the best toys are the simplest ones.

You know, the hunk of wood. The nail. The all-important screw. These are the bases for a lot of fun stuff. Or leather, rubber, or vinyl and padding, with bolts and nuts. Sometimes, it's just too damned uncomfortable in the back of a pickup.

That's why we're here. To help you. To teach you. To guide you. And to have a fuck of a lot of fun doing it.